liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

(via ifanciu)

andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

(Source: natural-charisma, via want-to-die-laughing)